Archive for October, 2002

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Wednesday, October 30th, 2002

Best Onion Article EVER. EVER

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Friday, October 18th, 2002

My response to the claim that I am a rock star. HA. So I went on to describe a typical Thursday night.

Hmmm…its not that this was the plan…it just turned out that way. I suppose by most standards,my day yesterday was far from normal.

6pm - Drive to Waxahatchie for Radio Show.
7pm - Drink Beer in parking lot of Texas Theater
8pm - Play and plug our CD on one of the finest AM stations around.
8:34 - Scowl at JD for saying “ass” on the air.
10:30 - Eat Julie Millers last piece of pizza when I thought nobody was looking.
10:31 - Somebody was looking. Snider requests I save crust for Julie.
10:40 - See rock show - Drink more beer
10:50 - Julie eats whats left of her pizza.

12:30 - Try to talk to Heather Morgan (maybe flirt…I dunno)…someone who looks like her mom does not approve.

12:45 - Meet at Muddy Waters to pick up demo CD for goofy Cover band “Sham Parsons”. Drink Beer.
1:30 - Xpo Lounge. Drink Beer. Try and talk to girl. She seems friendly and I guess knows me. Im thinking I might get a date, instead I get invited to her wedding reception.

1:45 - Some strange guy does a great Kareoke redition of Spider Man. I think I might like this Kareoke stuff.

1:48 - Nude fat guy sings “Big Balls”… poorly. I need more Beer.

2:00 - Against better judgement…I leave Downtown Dallas.

This…suprisingly enough…seems to be an average night. Not rock star….but interesting.

Last Weekend, we scored all access passes to Hank3. I wanted to get a nice picture of me and Hank…but the first thing he did was flip off the camera…..A great Christmas card picture ruined. Oh well…guess Ill put a candy cane over the finger. After that we just ate his food.

Huh….well my compile is about done…so I gotta get back to work. But this little letter has given me a chance to analyze my nights. It seems to boil down to.

1. Drink Beer
2. Unsuccessful attempts to talk to Women.
3. Stealing food from backstage.

A far cry from Sex (getting none), Drugs (dont do em) and Rock and Roll (I play Country).