Saved Old BNS emails
Here are a few BNS letters. I figured I would rescue them from Johns Mailbox.
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Hanksgiving at Muddy Waters
Hey all…Bobby Sue here.
Tonight is our “Hanksgiving” Boys Named Sue event at Muddy Waters. So come on down and help us celebrate….maybe with a few wild turkey shots and cranberry chasers.
If you have not been down there yet…you ought to. Its the most happening spot on a Tuesday night that you can find. Plus two dollar wells make everything seem better.
Heres their link.
http://www.muddywatersbar.com/muddywatersbar/
Plus tonight only….10% less talk…10% more Waylon. oh…and as usually…we get started kinda late
(around 10:30ish)
This could be the last time you see us for a while….but we are in negotiations for next month. Im pretty sure that we will have another holiday extravaganza….but since we need to be politically correct it will be a Hankmas/Kwaylonzaa/Yoakamadan / Willie Nelsonukah thing…to accomidate everyone.
Oh…and if you feel that you do not belong on this list and want to be removed because I outright took your name from someone elses list who was careless enough not to Bcc everyone. Fair enough…reply with a remove.
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How do ya do, its Bobby Sue!
Well folks, hope everyone had a good holiday season. We all did. Its time now for you to get your new winter coats and shiny boots out to Muddy Waters tonight to help us celebrate the first Sue show for the year. Ya cant go wrong seeing a sue show at Muddys. Casual atmosphere, strong libations…oh and tonight is camera night. Yes sir….bring yer cameras and we will pose like crazy. Show starts at 10:30ish
Muddy Waters is located at 1518 Greenville Avenue Dallas, Texas 75206, just one block south of Ross Ave on Greenvile.
www.muddywatersbar.com
And to prove to you that yes….truth is stranger than fiction, the Boys Named Sue are playing at Have a Nice Day Cafe in the West end on the 10th.
Should be interesting. The western swing version of “Double Dutch Bus” is coming along nicely.
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Howdy Howdy.
Bobby Sue here again writing to keep y’all up with the comings and goings of the best band ever.
Before we start, I want to come out and say that these rumors concerning Winona Ryder catting around with various members of BNS are only 85% true at best. T-Sue did point out that “wino forever” was already taken so we all went with the pre-emptive “Im with Stupid” ‘Tat instead.
Item 1:
This year’s Pine Mills Music Festival will be held on May 25th. Ya gotta sign up. This year it’s limited to 150 people so register early!
We are playing with Mo Robson and your hosts Speedtrucker. See the site at
http://www.pinemillsmusicfest.com/ for more information. Its a life changing event.
Item 2:
Adairs! Monday June 2nd. No excuses not to come. How can you have ANYTHING else going on a monday. We will even edge our start time a bit up so that you can have a good time and still be home by midnight. No Cover.
http://www.adairssaloon.com
Item 3:
Coleman, Tx - June 8th.
Road Trip. Enjoy a show with your West Texas Brethern.
Details to follow on the website.
Item 4:
We have T-shirts!
http://www.robthefiddler.com/best_shirt.gif and more stickers are on order.
check with venue before going…la la blah 4 if you want to stop getting this, just tell us…tsss
www.boysnamedsue.com and so on.
D�kuji
Bobby Sue
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Hey there…Bobby Sue wishing you a happy Friday.
BNS in the Hizzzouse this weekend and every weekend Starting this Sunday BNS and Mo Robson at Boars Nest (see special rap written by Yo Duh Lay Hee Sue below)
-Monday June 3rd Adairs 10pm! (no Cover)
-Sat June 8th Coleman Tx
I leave you with a few words from our head sue.
Howdy there sue, howdy there who?
What am I… gonna do?
I’ll tell you what, I’ll tell you how,
everyday Sunday we’ll party from sundown…
don’t forget dusk, don’t miss Mo,
he’ll get your as bumpin’ on the patio…
We got cheap beer, we got good times,
we’ll pyro your ass if you step out of line.
We are the Boys Named Sue,
Coming to Boar’s Nest every Sunday in June…
Get choo some fade outs, get choo some booze,
gitchoo some tukey legs and a Sue shot too.
Get there early, party with Mo…
Head home around midnight when the party gets slow.
Dub Sue, Bobby Sue, Snakebite, and T…
and another little homey they call Yo Duh Lay Hee.
Again I say, Sunday’s the place to be
at the Boar’s Nest getting sloppy….
See y’all there fools!!!!!!!!
(tap your shoe Bobby Sue..whoop whoop…whoop whoop)