Went out again by myself to check out the Silk Street. We dont really have a lot of time after the cab ride home from work. By the time I get to the hotel, its 6:30. Shops close at 9, so I generally have 90 minutes to explore and eat.


I didnt really plan on buying anything. I just wanted to look around. I walked to the subway. Its about 20 mins walk from the hotel, and from there its 2 RMB (30 cents) to get anywhere. The subway is fast, clean and cheap. At rush hour its probibly a headache though.
The market is interesting. All about the hard sell.Prepare yourself for some in-your-face tactics. They yell at ya, grab ya and silk scarves are thrown in your face to get your attention.
China is supposedly cracking down on knock-offs. Big name fakes are not blatently displayed, but its all there. I suppose it legal to sell overstock, one-offs and defects. Why not. Most appears to be just that. Thats the same approach as Marshalls and Ross right? Still, I looked at a several “Rolex”s and “Polo” shirts. The opening price for a fake Rolex was 550 RMB (like 80 bucks). It was not a good watch…even for 10 bucks. Factory seconds at the Fossil outlet in McKinney are a better deal. All the watches were poor. The Mao one was kitchy, but no…no watches for me.
I was offered some sweet Air Jordons at 15 bucks starting price. I doubt they would accomidate my flat feet.
Your best bets though are with the tailors. There is tons of silk and wool. They will stitch up a suit right there…and there were plenty of folks lined up for it. Im still thinking maybe its time for a new suit.
Afterwards, I fell prey to one of the scam artists I read about on the web. Basically, it was the tea scam. We had also been approached by the art student scam before, but we blew them off easier.
This girl started walking with me and engaged in small talk. Her English was very good and she knew a thing or two about Texas. “Yippie get along little doggies”. Well…close…good effort at least. The scam is that they get you to sit and talk with them over tea. They are in it with the vendors and you end up with a large bill. Even worse, its large enough that you might use a credit card which could just end up badly.
As I was walking, she kept on asking to stop for coffee. I kept on instisting that I only wanted to walk around and see stuff. I was neither hungry nor thirsty. I tried to duck into shop to avoid her. Turns out it was a tea shop. She then did a half-assed translation of the teas and wanted to sit down for tea.
Dang! I was trying to be polite and just blowing somebody off does not come easily to me. Its just not in my nature. When it became obvious that I was not interested she flat out asked for 20 RMB so SHE could have coffee by herself. This was after at least 10 minutes of me trying to shake her. Any normal soul woulda considered that a cheap price to buy their freedom (like 3 bucks!). For me, well, asking for money is where I cross the line for politely dodging the issue. I still am never mean. I will always acknowledge a panhander rather than treat them as invisible. I have no problem looking them in the face, acknowledging their existence as a person, and simply saying no.
I just stopped and asked her what direction she was walking because whichever direction it was, I was going to walk the opposite direction. I said OPPOSITE loudly too because Americans think that saying things loudly rather than slowly makes people understand you better. Opps. Ok, I almost lost my cool. Deep breath!!!
She chose South, which worked out pretty well because I north was a mall that was just stupid big. It had this big overhead pavillon like the screens in downtown Vegas, only BIGGER.
I just sat down and watched the screen for a few minutes while drinking this kinda nasty “sports drink” that caught my eye.
The next night I thought I would check out the Sanlitun district. I didnt really want to stop at any bars. Besides, by this time, I had heard all kinds of horror stories about fake booze. In China, there are a few beers that are cheap and this horrible rice stuff. I tried a nice sip (like 1/10 of a shot) when Jefferys friends took us out. It was obvious that what they had was high dollar. It still pretty rough. Anything else is western, expensive and probibly fake. I stuck to some beer with dinner and Diet Coke (coke lite).
The cab dropped me off by the Kempanski building. In that mall is a German place where all the staff dress up. Fun to see natives in German costumes.
Walking around, I saw a cafe that sold coffee and Birthday cake. Thats what the sign said. Coffee, Birthday cake. Pretty sweet if all they sell is that. Do they id you or what? The picture didnt come out so good.
Sanlitun felt more comfortable to me. There were not at many barkers hounding you to check out their bar. Still the same number of lone guitar playing crooners and the occasional kareoke singer. If your an American looking for a good place after 9pm, this seems as good as any. Lots of Expats running around. Its the embassy district. Some embassies are guarded better than others. The German one had big fences and the Chinese guards were very attentive. The Canadian embassy was huge. Togo looked a little more laid back.
One guy did follow me for a few blocks trying to get me to go to his bar in HouHai.
Him: “You want booze? Beer? Jack Daniels?”
Me: “No”
Him: “You want Lady bar?”
Me: “No”
Him: “China girl much different. You like? Cheap Beer!!! Cold. Americans like cold beer”
Me: [ Ok, smart pitch with the cold angle. Its been two weeks since Ive had an ice cube...but..] NO!
Him: “You want a cookie?”
Me: ….[huh?]…umm…[wait..thats probibly bad]…NO!
We reached the end of the street. He gave up and I turned the corner to another Mega mall easily twice the size of the galleria.

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